“Welcome to Hellfire. Are you a member?” asks the gatekeeper at the front door. “No. A friend suggested I check this place out,” the gentleman replies. “Not a problem. Here is a list of rules that must be followed. Only safe and consensual play is allowed. The donation for this evening is $30.00.” The man hands over two twenties and the girl replies, “Thanks for the tip. You can go on through the black curtain.” “Um.. I need change. That was not a tip. I don’t make much money so every dollar is important.” “Oh, I’m sorry. I just assumed you were tipping me. Most men do when they come here,” she replies. “I am not like most men. My change please?”
