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0060097477 (ISBN13: 9780060097479)
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What Type of ‘Horn’ Do You Have?Listen up chums and pals! Here is a test to determine what type of Horn you have. If you don't understand what I am saying, then you are le stupid and must read these books as soon as possible. Leave your results in the comments section!1.tYou have a boyfriend who you have been seeing for a while now. Things are getting more serious. One night you go to the bar and see a cute guy. You think:a.tI’d like to snog him to within an inch of my lifeb.tHe’s cute, I do fancy him, but I’m already snogging a Sex Godc.tWhat cute guy? I have eyes only for the Sex God2.tYou are still with said boyfriend (the Sex God), when you see your mate walking around with a cute guy you snogged back in the day. They’re holding hands. You think:a.tI’m pretty jealous because he is an ex-snogee and also a particularly good nip libblerb.tHm, he’s pretty groovy and the cat’s pajamas. So are his dishy mates. BUT I AM THE GIRLFRIEND OF A SEX GOD.c.tWho even notices that? I’ve never snogged anyone aside from my boyfriend.3.tOne of your best friends has started seeing your ex-snogee. You notice that he doesn’t give her a quick kiss when he meets up with her. You:a.tVindictively think that he obviously doesn’t like her and think about how he’s quite groovy lookingb.tThink it’s weird, but, HELLO, you’re dating a Sex Godc.tOh, sorry, I was too wrapped up with Hunky, what did you ask again?4.tYour friend is dumped by her new fling only weeks after they became snogging partners. You:a.tThink about how they didn’t work well together anyway and avoid even talking about the subject manner because you’re suddenly feeling guiltyb.tFeel badly, and think that he’s kind of cute, but you’re still dating a Sex Godc.tComfort her and give her a Jammy Dodger to make her feel better If you answered MOSTLY As, then you have THE COSMIC HORNYou, like Georgia, cannot get a hold on your red-bottomosity. You accidentally snog your friends’ boyfriends at fish parties, and cannot seem to control the puckerability of your lips. You see all boys as potential snogging partners (well, accepting cases like Spotty Norman and Mark Big Gob). Sometimes, you can’t even differentiate between inanimate objects, cats, and boys, such is your way of fancying everything in the universe. If you answered MOSTLY Bs, then you may have the GENERAL HORNAgain, like Georgia you fancy loads of people. To differentiate from the Cosmic Horn, you don’t necessarily act on your urges. You may or may not flaunt your red bottomosity and snog your friends’ boyfriends, but you are not yet to the point where you would fancy everything in the universe. If you answered MOSTLY Cs, then you have the SPECIFIC HORNLike those with huge knockers and annoying fringes, you fancy only one person. Like Jas and Hunky, you have no desire whatsoever to snog another. And think your best mate, who has a touch of the red bottomosity about her, is awful for accidentally snogging her friend’s boyfriend.

4 Stars!“I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!”I cannot help but laugh even more and more with each book I read of this series. For real, I did laugh more in this book than the last one and so on. But, even though it was funny, I don't quite love the books. They make me laugh, but it has so many ploy twists that sometimes confused me.“Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.”This time around, Georgia is having much doubts and I kind of did not like all the doubts she had, but thats the teenage life. She is still the girlfriend of Robbie, aka the Sex God (SG), but some lad called Dave the Laugh is giving her doubts. Her red bottomosity is rampant doing whatever it wants and its gonna affect Georgia. Plus we are introduced a new set of words too, hahaha. Robbie is between going to Hamberger-a-gogoland or not. Ellen is rating Dave the Laugh (which makes Georgia a little uncomfortable). The gang travel to la gay Paree as a school trip and there they have a laugh.“Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.”This book was certainly a trip, because too many things happened and I'm still a little shocked of the outcome. I love how Georgia talks and how much she combines all the languages she partially know. On the other part, Angus (the cat) is a father! Naomi, the she cat of Mr. & Mrs. Across the Road was pregnant but no one knew who was the father until she gave birth and little Anguses came to life. Hilarious!“Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!''I don't know, a bowl?''Non...I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!'And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets. I danced for ages round the house in my nuddy-pants. Also, I did this brilliant thing-I danced in the front window just for a second whilst Mr. Across the Road was drawing his curtains. He will never be sure if he saw a mirage or not. That is the kind of person I am. Not really the kind of person who goes and raises elks in Whakatane.”I'm, obviously, going to read all these books and if you want to have a laugh you should too.“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”

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As always, a great pick-me up during a hormonally challenging week.Friday, January 21st(in Paris)9:00 pmGorgey Henri has let the ace gang be in the same room together! How fab is he? Usually we get split in class, but the six of us are back together again. Yes!!! Les girls have arrived. It's a really groovy room as well. I have a bed by the window. I lay down on it and said, "Aaahhh, this is the sort of life I will be leading from now on."Rosie said, "What? Sharing a room with five other women? Are you setting up a lezzie farm?" I had to duff her rather savagely over the head with my pillow...Ellen tried to sneak a book under her pillow, but I saw it. "What's that?" I asked."Oh, it's just a bit of homework I brought with me."Rosie fished it out and read out the title. "It's called Black Lace Shoulder, a story of passion on the high seas." Now we know what sort of homework she is doing: snogging research. It was a semi-naughty book. I flicked through it and found a bit to read to the rest of the gang."'He captivated women with his fierce, proud face, his lean, well-exercised body and his aura of sexuality, wild as that of a stallion.'"Rosie said, "That's like Sven."Jas said, "What, he's like a stallion?""Yes.""Quel number have you got up to now with le stallion in loons on the scoring system?" I asked."Eight." Upper-body fondling indoors. All of our eyes drifted towards Rosie's basoomas, which, it has to be said, are not gigantic.Ellen said, "Is it, does it... I mean, are your, erm, nungas... getting bigger?"Rosie looked down the front of her T-shirt. "I think they are a bit. Not as much as Georgia's, though."Oh no, here we go. I thought my nunga-nunga holder had stopped this sort of talk. To change the subject I said to Ellen, "What number have you got up to with Dave?"She went all red. "Oh, well, you know, he's like really good, well, kisser."Yes, as it happens, I do know that he's a really good kisser.Rosie was all interested now. "Has he touched anything?"Ellen was about to explode from redness. "Well, he stroked my hair."We haven't even bothered to put hair-stroking on our snogging scale. If we had, it would have been minus one."
—Tatiana

Have you ever liked two people at once or have you read something about that same thing will that's what my book was about. Georgia is a very interesting girl . My book is called dancing in my buddy pants this book is fictional Georgia is a girl who live in England.My book is mainly about Georgia and her relationship with her boyfriend Robbie. She has a ex boyfriend name Dave the laugh who is dating her best friend Ellen. She kinda jealous of their relationship. Dave the laugh told Georgia she owed him a kiss and they kiss while he was still with her best friend . Now when she was around them she fell weird. Them Dave the laugh breaks up with Ellen . Then the sex God goes to America and they break up a day after that she kisses Dave the laugh then she started dating him again . I was surprised when Dave the laugh and Georgia went out again . I was surprised because the first time they went out he was a very good boyfriend but Georgia was really playing him . He said he didn't want to see her again. So that's why I was very surprised when they started dating again. That what really surprise me . The character changes her feelings very quickly about Dave the laugh I was angry about Robbie leaving that made me sad and angry. Robbie was Georgia forever love . The way Georgia described him I feel in love with him to . He had to to America for a gig. I was also angry because the next day she gets a boyfriend how she do that . The main character has dating issues she breaks with one then get with another . I rate this book a 5 because it's has a lot of drama and action . I recommend this to every wild pre or teenager. This book is mainly about Georgia and her friends and their dating issues and problems. They also rate the kisses they have with they boyfriends. Georgia confessions are very interesting
—Tasia Webster

Another laugh-out-loud book from the Georgia Nicolson series by Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants! follows Georgia as she balances being the girlfriend of a pop-star sex god and maintaining a purely platonic relationship with Dave the Laugh, who's now dating her friend Ellen. In this book, Georgia and her friends take a class trip to Paris with gorgeous teacher Henri. Georgia hopes that her parents allowing her to take this trip means they will let her to go America (aka "hamburger-a-go-go land") with her boyfriend and his band.You'd think Georgia has a charmed life. She's dating a sex god, she goes to his gigs and band practices. But Robbie is rarely around, and she finds herself bored and longing for the company of a good laugh (like Dave). Even though she's got the boyfriend of her dreams, Georgia can't help but find her lips attached to Dave the Laugh's...again and again! Her bottom is growing redder by the minute. Quelle dommage!This fourth book in the series explores Georgia's continued confusion over her feelings for Dave the Laugh, and her constant infatuation with Robbie. More teenage antics with the Ace Gang and the birth of some "furry baby Jesuses" put this book well into the valley of hilariosity, as Georgia would put it.
—Kat

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