Can you explain to me why, exactly, you are laid up in my driveway naked as a jaybird?” I felt a boot kick me softly in the side and I startled instantly. My eyes peeked open and I saw a strange man standing above me. I sat up quickly, but instantly regretted it when a headache started pounding against my skull. Holding my head in my hands, I attempted to block out the floodlights that were glaring down at me from the porch of Ellison’s house. What the fuck?! Laughter erupted behind me, just before another voice said, “Holy shit! What the fuck is wrong with you, man? You are covered head to toe in mosquito bites. That shit is going to suck as soon as you start moving around.” When I turned to look behind me, I spied Ellison’s brother standing there. “Like I asked, boy, what are you doing naked in front of my house? Who the hell are you? Why I shouldn’t shoot you for being naked outside of my little girl’s window.” That got my attention. I looked down to see just how naked I was and I breathed a sigh of relief to find that I still had boxers covering my nether regions.
