The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club (2002) - Plot & Excerpts
He was a simple fellow, short, squat, with skin color that indicated he was one quick, vigorous motion away from a stroke and teeth that looked like Indian corn.Our first introduction to Fred was delayed by seven hours, since he didn’t arrive for our 9:00 A.M. appointment until the sun had officially set. I had completely given up on him, taken off my bra, and was picking at my face when I heard a knock at the door. His forehead was an oilfield bubbling with sweat. Salty puddles gathered at the points where his thick trifocal lenses rested on his cheeks in cracked, dry, brown eyeglass frames. His face took on the appearance of a genetically enhanced strawberry, except for those corn teeth, and he was breathing as if he had just left a porno theater.“Would you like something to drink?” I asked, trying to be kind. “I have iced tea, water, or I could make you some Kool-Aid.”“Yep, sure,” Fred speed-stuttered. “Need somethin’ cold.”“Okay,” I said, opening the cupboard and reaching for a glass.
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