Secret Lives Of Husbands And Wives - Plot & Excerpts
Excuse me? EXCUSE ME? Are you going to just leave that there?” I’ve sidled up to Crabby Old Neighbor Lady at the moment she least expected it: as her mangy mutt takes a crap in our yard. She’s been caught red-handed. But does she apologize? No. Nor does she look away in shame or fear. But she does nod and say, “Yep. Have a great day,” before strolling away with her dog, leaving me to clean up the mess. “Hey, I presume you know I have three kids—” She stops to cackle. “Of course I do. I can hear your passel of brats even with my hearing aid turned off.” “What? My kids aren’t brats! And even if they were, that’s no excuse for you to walk your dog over here so he can do his business! Two wrongs don’t make a right, you know!” But I am talking to myself. She makes it a point to tap off her hearing aid as she walks off. I am left nudging dog poop under a bush with a stick when I hear my name being called.
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